Independence CelebrationsDear Uncle Pakistan,

Its an honor writing to you on your 61st b’day. I’ve been quite busy but I knew how badly you needed a wish from me so I am here to clap and cheer for you, after all I had my patriotism at sake. I’ve really been excited about the day, I have been riding on one wheel to avoid your roads the friction of second wheel. That way I also managed to browse through you more quickly.

My one-wheel journey was also an attempt to learn horse riding since I’m planning to replace my bike’s engine with a horse’s stomach. I’ve taken this step in inspiration of Government’s campaign to help making the environment green and pollution free. This step will help making things more greener, not only that the roads will get greener as our green-bikes pass over them but we’ll see greenery everywhere. We already drink green water and now will wear green gold.

All these green happenings are meant exclusively for you since you’ve come to your retirement age of 61, we’ve been striving for your peaceful departure from this world and will continue our attempts at that.

May Allah be with us!

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