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Toilet 2.0 Ethics

Rashid — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 11:48:27 +0000

Here’s how to use Toilet 2.0:

Note: A public service message.

My Next Life by Woody Allen

Rashid — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 11:36:51 +0000

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party n drink alcohol then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you r born. N then you spend your last 9 months floating in spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

How to Access Facebook in Pakistan?

Rashid — Thu, 20 May 2010 11:31:22 +0000

PTA has banned Facebook in Pakistan. This leaves many of Facebook addicts curious on how to access facebook. If you are one of those, read on:

You should not be looking for ways to access Facebook in first place. If authorities have blocked it, bear with it!
If you still want to access Facebook, you should travel outside Pakistan so that you can access Facebook.
You could also ask your friend abroad (if any) to check Facebook for you, harvest your crops in Farmville, feed your Fish in Fishville and whatever other important tasks you had.

If you have any of such cool ways in your mind, do share in comments.

How to Get the Girl

Rashid — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:25:47 +0000

Just came across something interesting and “productive” and ….. !

Image Credits: TheDogHouseDiaries.com

PS: This one is for you FM!

Worth of Pakistan Rupee against US Dollars

Rashid — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:51:56 +0000

Are you into currency exchange, exchanging Rupees and dollars? Are you into hobbies like stamp-collecting? And/Or Often complained about ever-decreasing PKR rate against that of dollar’s? You must not be aware of worth PK Rupees. This hard earned thing, from economy comprising major portion from yields with agriculture goods like cotton, wheat and rice etc., PK Rupee follows strict rules of rice i.e. the older, the better.

As global warming goes global, forcing many people to switch their hobbies from “ticket collecting” to “currency note collecting”, this one ripple at eBay should be a great opportunity for people with such hobbies.

Check it out and you might up end purchasing one:

Direct Ebay Link: http://cgi.ebay.com.my/PAKISTAN-1-RUPEE-1982-UNC-P-26_W0QQitemZ360086052263QQihZ023QQcategoryZ4369QQcmdZViewItem

Rush now, since there are only 35 copies in stock or you may add some new stock there .

PS: The TEXT in this post is not supposed to make ANY sense, other than NONsense.